Hiển thị các bài đăng có nhãn Whimsy. Hiển thị tất cả bài đăng
Hiển thị các bài đăng có nhãn Whimsy. Hiển thị tất cả bài đăng

Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 12, 2013

FRANCES HA *** DVD Review By Greg Klymkiw - Baumbach Whimsy for home consumption via Mongrel Media

A happy-go-lucky dancer with modest talent couch surfs whilst looking for her true calling in that magical, romantic Isle of Manhattan. O! The laughter. The tears. The whimsy. My God! The whimsy!

Frances Ha (2012) Dir. Noah Baumbach ***
Starring: Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner, Grace Gummer, Adam Driver

Review By Greg Klymkiw
Does anybody really like whimsy? Sadly, too many. Especially those who pretend they love art films, but would NEVER be caught dead in the real thing. Instead, this particularly loathsome brand of poseurs will flock to French films that overflow with whimsy. Whimsical properties, you see, are, for this fella', not unlike rivers of copious snot spewing from a crack whore's nostrils.

The French, of course, are masters of this sickening element of cinema that one might as well call it a genre. Amélie is the ultimate nadir of whimsical cinema - so revoltingly twee all I wanted to do was cold-cock Audrey Tatou with a roundhouse to her stupidly winsome face and just keep smashing it repeatedly with my fists (or, for extra flavour, a healthy series of pistol whips across the bridge of her nose). Frances Ha, however, has Greta Gerwig (Damsels in Distress) going for it. Not only is she director Noah Baumbach's girlfriend, she's a major league dish and always delightful. More importantly, Greta smokes cigarettes in the movie and there is absolutely nothing sexier onscreen than beautiful women (well, even ugly ones) who smoke the delectable pole of tobacco. Speaking of smoking poles, whilst watching one of the numerous scenes of young women prancing about Manhattan to the music of Georges Delerue, I briefly conjured up an image of Greta Gerwig slurping down Vincent Gallo's spunk during the onscreen blow job scene in Brown Bunny until remembering it was not Gerwig, but rather Greta's doppelgänger Chloë Sevigny who so expertly sucked the brass off Gallo's doorknob.

But, I digress.

Though the first few minutes of Noah Baumbach's Frances Ha was charming me, I was also getting a few warning tingles not unlike those that rise, almost like bile, whenever whimsical French movies unspool before me. Luckily, a couple of factors allowed me to suppress the need to cold-cock someone. First of all, as mentioned, Audrey Tatou was nowhere in sight and we got galumphing Greta in her stead. Secondly, the movie is not French. It's American, thank Christ. Even though Baumbach layers his soundtrack with endless movie music by Georges Delerue (notably, some themes from one of the most offensive French turd droppings of whimsy, King of Hearts), it's all used in the service of evoking an exotic sense of romance to the Manhattan locations which, serve as a backdrop to this tale of friendship and self-discovery

On the surface, Frances Ha could well be subtitled: Greta Gerwig Gets Her Own Apartment. The title character she plays surfs from one couch to another after Sophie (Mickey Sumner), her best friend and roommate, decides to move into a desirable and tony Tribeca flat Frances can't possibly afford. Everyone our heroine knows either has a job or is a rich kid. Frances comes from modest middle class stock, works as an apprentice dancer and sometime ballet teacher and does so in New York - surely one of the most expensive cities to live in the world. She's 27, can't really dance well at all and her dreams of the future are far too unrealistic - especially considering that her mentor/boss at the dance company can see where Frances's real talent lies - a talent Frances can't imagine she has.

The film is endowed with a simple, vignette-heavy plot, but these set pieces of parties, clubs, dinners, slacking and just plain having fun are always funny, joyous and genuinely moving because it becomes plainly obvious that Frances needs more than her own apartment and a job that fulfills her - she needs to grow-up but also maintain her deep love and friendship with Sophie.

Baumbach wisely chose to shoot his film in black and white which goes a long way to allowing us to accept this fairy tale of a young woman steadfastly holding onto a storybook existence of perpetual childhood. Cinematographer Sam Levy manages to paint some gorgeous images without shooting on traditional film stock. Using a Canon EOS 5D, Levy manages to replicate the sort of lovely fine grain so prevalent in well shot 16-to-35 blow-ups in days of yore. More importantly, the film seems to be timed perfectly to capture the gorgeous old silver nitrate look from the 30s. This proves, for the most part, to be a blessing in disguise, but it's occasionally a curse.

You see, my limited screenings of the film suggest that auditorium size,  throw and projector calibration go a long way to achieve the best possible look for the picture. One screening I experienced, the picture seemed murky and with little detail, while yet another was a night and day situation where in the picture had both detail and lustre. On DVD at home, it looks fine - especially when you are using a player that ups the resolution. Blu-Ray is better, but Mongrel is only releasing the DVD in Canada.

All in all, Frances Ha is a sweet, funny and meandering little movie - chockfull of lovely performances, some deft writing from star Gerwig in collaboration with Baumbach and several sequences infused with pure, unadulterated joy. Most of all, it's so refreshing to see a movie about young, vibrant, smart women where they're not relegated to being mere appendages to the male characters or worse, shoehorned into traditional contemporary chick-flick trappings.

The picture delivers real flesh and blood and though it does border precariously upon the precipice of whimsy, it never flings itself with the sort of offensive abandon the French are so obsessed with into the maw of rancid whimsy that inspires a good upchuck rather than a genuine good time.

"Frances Ha" is available on DVD from Mongrel Media.

Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 11, 2013

FRANCES HA Criterion Collection Blu-Ray Review By Greg Klymkiw - Featherweight Extras, Featherweight Film


A happy-go-lucky dancer with modest talent couch surfs whilst looking for her true calling in that magical, romantic Isle of Manhattan. O! The laughter. The tears. The whimsy. My God! The whimsy! Now, if you have already seen this film and love it to death (as many do), this I trust will be more than enough reason to secure the dual format (Blu-Ray and DVD) edition of Frances Ha from the illustrious Criterion Collection. The gorgeous black and white photography looks absolutely sumptuous on both formats (up-rezzed DVD looks fine, but Blu-Ray is the look to beat) and the film is nicely packaged in Criterion's distinctive housing that includes a decent essay within the accompanying booklet. The sound, by the way (and again, especially on Blu-Ray), is utterly exquisite. Baumbach wisely delivers a great mono-centric mix which is appropriate to the black and white visuals and the tale itself. The extra features on the disc, though, feel pretty lightweight. This sort of makes sense given that the movie itself is as lightweight as they come - especially given that director Noah Baumbauch normally has the ability to sear his humour with red-hot pain that cuts very deep. In spite of this, there are pleasures to be had whilst burrowing into the accompanying short video supplements.

The best of the lot is a phenomenally engaging conversation between Canadian Treasure, film director, screenwriter and actress Sarah Polley with Frances Ha star/co-writer Greta Gerwig. Their rapport is natural and the discussion is funny and insightful. While watching it, though, I couldn't help but think about what a great screenwriter Polley is and how she could have taken the same material and written rings around it. I also lamented the fact that Polley wasn't actually IN the film - there's a role that would have been ideal for her, but it was, alas, not to be. A brief chat twixt Peter Bogdanovich and Baumbach is notable only for how insanely short it is. I'd have enjoyed seeing these two go head to head on a bunch of film-related topics for a good hour or two. The short doc on the film's cinematography is excellent - full of delicious technical geekery. That said, I'd have appreciated hearing Baumbach go on a lot longer about the visual style in terms of narrative and character AND at length with the inimitable Bogdanovich in the aforementioned short. All the technical aspects of the look and sound are "Director Approved", but one does feel a tad shortchanged by the meagre supplements. Fans of the film won't mind at all, but for those of us who vaguely like, but don't love the film, there are so many other things that could have enhanced our overall enjoyment of this Criterion release. And now, on to the film...



Frances Ha (2012) Dir. Noah Baumbach ***
Starring: Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner, Grace Gummer, Adam Driver

Review By Greg Klymkiw

Does anybody really like whimsy? Sadly, too many. Especially those who pretend they love art films, but would NEVER be caught dead in the real thing. Instead, this particularly loathsome brand of poseurs will flock to French films that overflow with whimsy. Whimsical properties, you see, are, for this fella', not unlike rivers of copious snot spewing from a crack whore's nostrils.

The French, of course, are masters of this sickening element of cinema that one might as well call it a genre. Amélie is the ultimate nadir of whimsical cinema - so revoltingly twee all I wanted to do was cold-cock Audrey Tatou with a roundhouse to her stupidly winsome face and just keep smashing it repeatedly with my fists (or, for extra flavour, a healthy series of pistol whips across the bridge of her nose). Frances Ha, however, has Greta Gerwig (Damsels in Distress) going for it. Not only is she director Noah Baumbach's girlfriend, she's a major league dish and always delightful. More importantly, Greta smokes cigarettes in the movie and there is absolutely nothing sexier onscreen than beautiful women (well, even ugly ones) who smoke the delectable pole of tobacco. Speaking of smoking poles, whilst watching one of the numerous scenes of young women prancing about Manhattan to the music of Georges Delerue, I briefly conjured up an image of Greta Gerwig slurping down Vincent Gallo's spunk during the onscreen blow job scene in Brown Bunny until remembering it was not Gerwig, but rather Greta's doppelgänger Chloë Sevigny who so expertly sucked the brass off Gallo's doorknob.

But, I digress.


Though the first few minutes of Noah Baumbach's Frances Ha was charming me, I was also getting a few warning tingles not unlike those that rise, almost like bile, whenever whimsical French movies unspool before me. Luckily, a couple of factors allowed me to suppress the need to cold-cock someone. First of all, as mentioned, Audrey Tatou was nowhere in sight and we got galumphing Greta in her stead. Secondly, the movie is not French. It's American, thank Christ. Even though Baumbach layers his soundtrack with endless movie music by Georges Delerue (notably, some themes from one of the most offensive French turd droppings of whimsy, King of Hearts), it's all used in the service of evoking an exotic sense of romance to the Manhattan locations which, serve as a backdrop to this tale of friendship and self-discovery

On the surface, Frances Ha could well be subtitled: Greta Gerwig Gets Her Own Apartment. The title character she plays surfs from one couch to another after Sophie (Mickey Sumner), her best friend and roommate, decides to move into a desirable and tony Tribeca flat Frances can't possibly afford. Everyone our heroine knows either has a job or is a rich kid. Frances comes from modest middle class stock, works as an apprentice dancer and sometime ballet teacher and does so in New York - surely one of the most expensive cities to live in the world. She's 27, can't really dance well at all and her dreams of the future are far too unrealistic - especially considering that her mentor/boss at the dance company can see where Frances's real talent lies - a talent Frances can't imagine she has.

The film is endowed with a simple, vignette-heavy plot, but these set pieces of parties, clubs, dinners, slacking and just plain having fun are always funny, joyous and genuinely moving because it becomes plainly obvious that Frances needs more than her own apartment and a job that fulfills her - she needs to grow-up but also maintain her deep love and friendship with Sophie.


Baumbach wisely chose to shoot his film in black and white which goes a long way to allowing us to accept this fairy tale of a young woman steadfastly holding onto a storybook existence of perpetual childhood. Cinematographer Sam Levy manages to paint some gorgeous images without shooting on traditional film stock. Using a Canon EOS 5D, Levy manages to replicate the sort of lovely fine grain so prevalent in well shot 16-to-35 blow-ups in days of yore. More importantly, the film seems to be timed perfectly to capture the gorgeous old silver nitrate look from the 30s. This proves, for the most part, to be a blessing in disguise, but it's occasionally a curse.

You see, my limited screenings of the film suggest that auditorium size,  throw and projector calibration go a long way to achieve the best possible look for the picture. One screening I experienced, the picture seemed murky and with little detail, while yet another was a night and day situation where in the picture had both detail and lustre. As mentioned above, the picture looks great on this Criterion edition, but if truth be told, I think - given the airy qualities of the film - I probably preferred seeing it on the big screen in a real movie theatre which, I did three times and speaks volumes as to its aesthetic success (for me) away from the home format. Annoyingly, though, a big screen experience can only be as great as the cinema it plays in and since most of them are dreadfully calibrated and operated by knotheads, this ultimate experience is so rare that one is ultimately better of with the Criterion disc. (And puh-leeze, VOD, digital download, etc. just doesn't cut it for this or any film worth watching.)

All in all, Frances Ha is a sweet, funny and meandering little movie - chockfull of lovely performances, some deft writing from star Gerwig in collaboration with Baumbach and several sequences infused with pure, unadulterated joy. Most of all, it's so refreshing to see a movie about young, vibrant, smart women where they're not relegated to being mere appendages to the male characters or worse, shoehorned into traditional contemporary chick-flick trappings.

The picture delivers real flesh and blood and though it does border precariously upon the precipice of whimsy, it never flings itself with the sort of offensive abandon the French are so obsessed with into the maw of rancid whimsy that inspires a good upchuck rather than a genuine good time.

"Francis Ha" is available in the USA only in the Criterion Collection dual format edition. A supplement-free DVD is available in Canada from Mongrel Media.

Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 9, 2013

L'INTREPIDO - Review By Greg Klymkiw - #TIFF 2013 - Do you ever want to cold-cock someone who bugs you?

TIFF 2013
L'intrepido (2013) *
Dir. Gianni Amelio
Starring: Antonio Albanese, Livia Rossi, Gabriele Rendina
Review By
Greg Klymkiw


When someone really annoys you, tell me you don't want to just deck him, right? I mean, really fuckin' deck him - just cold-cock the sonofabitch with a solid roundhouse to the face. It's perfectly understandable, yes? Alas, life and art are the great divide. In life, if you encounter someone like that, you do what you've been put on this planet to do - you knock him flat on his ass. Art is another story. You're watching a movie and a character appears on-screen that you'd really prefer not to have to look at, never mind imagine that someone like him might actually exist. What're you gonna do? Put your fist through the screen? No! Of course not. That'd land you in the hoosegow for sure. Yet, here I was, watching Gianni Amelio's latest movie - bad enough, I know - and what, pray tell am I faced with? (Aside from another damn Gianni Amelio picture, that is.) I'm sitting in a theatre face to face with a character I want to punch in the face.

Let me then introduce you to Antonio (Antonio Albanese). This guy's a real piece of work. His eyes are always sparkling and he's usually got a stupid half-smile plastered on his face. Life has dealt the loser with more than his fair share of crummy cards, but he's so gosh-darn kind and cheerful all the time that your first impulse is to, well, you know - smash the fucker square in the face.

He's a great intellect, yet Italy is in such a financial mess that there's no decent place for a middle-aged man like him to ply any reasonable sort of craft. He works everyday like a mule at a myriad of menial jobs to keep himself going. His wife has left him recently - gee, I wonder why - and his only real hope is that his artiste son (who's also insufferably kind and positive) will hit the big time as a sax player.

Antonio is a "replacement" worker. A local gangster performs a much-needed service to the community and acts as a pseudo employment agent who plops losers like Antonio into a variety of jobs whenever a regular worker needs time off. The gangster, of course, takes a cut of the already low wages and even balks at paying up when he's supposed to.

No matter. Antonio is a happy fellow. Even when some scumbags steal pizzas out of his delivery container, he shrugs it off, goes back to the pizza joint, barters for more pizzas, delivers them to a bunch of old ladies in a sewing factory and upon realizing that he might have a problem getting the dough he's owed from these ravenously pizza-slurping harpies, he dazzles them with his charm and - God Help Me - his prowess at the sewing machine.

Ugh!

Where things get especially grotesque is when Antonio meets cute with a gorgeous young babe. Obviously, it's only in Italy (or a Gianni Amelio movie) where grinning, balding, middleaged losers with no secure employment seem to have no problem charming the pants off hot young fillies. Ah, sweet mystery of life. This, however, being a Gianni Amelio movie - he of the "I believe in the indomitable spirit of the EVERYMAN" school of proletarian boosting - it's not going to be all peaches and cream for our hero. Sweetness will be tempered with bitterness, but goddamnit, we're all going to learn a good lesson.

Frankly, the only lesson I want is how to cold-cock a movie character who lives on-screen and/or in the mind of the insufferable director who's foisted him upon us. I probably also need a lesson in avoiding films by directors I can't stand. Until then, maybe I'll just find someone on the street who bugs me enough to lay into him. Better yet, it'll be someone in a film festival line up, whacking me with his goddamn knapsack, shovelling granola down his throat and talking loudly with his detestable mouth open to his barefoot, granny-glasses-adorned hippie-chick girlfriend who smells like she hasn't seen a bathtub in weeks.

Yeah, that sounds good. It'll keep my sanity intact whilst keeping me out of the hoosegow for vandalizing a movie theatre screen by punching a huge hole in it.

"L'intrepido" is part of the TIFF Special Presentation series at the Toronto International Film Festival 2013. Visit the TIFF website HERE.

Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 5, 2013

MICMACS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Anytime is a good time to crap on French whimsy.



Micmacs (2009) *1/2
dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Starring: Dany Boon, Jean-Pierre Marielle, Yolande Moreau, Julie Ferrier, Dominique Pinion, Michel Cremades, Marie-Julie Baup, Andre Dussolier, Nicolas Marie

Review By Greg Klymkiw

There is a particular brand of whimsy that forces me to eject globs of bilious half-digested food matter into whatever receptacle might be handy (and God forbid those around me if I am bereft of such a loving cup). My revulsion is so intense that even hearing the word "whimsy" (or seeing it or writing it) can inspire in me, at the very least, the dry heaves. In spite of this, there are many movies of a whimsical nature that I like or even love which leads me to believe that ultimately, not all whimsy is created equal.

Let's take Tim Burton, for example. If I ever have to see even one more frame from "Big Fish" again, I will find a water tower, climb atop it with a high-powered sniper rifle and start shooting innocent passersby at random. "Edward Scissorhands", however, is a movie I am always happy to see - not a steady diet, mind you, but enough to remind me of what I love about it (and to pinch me on occasion with respect to its occasional dollops of minor bile-inducement). Perhaps it's as simple as feeling that the whimsy is machine-tooled in the former and tied genuinely to emotional truth in the latter. Granted, we feel Burton's weighty hand in each movie, and his intentions might well have been true in both pictures, but one seems false, while the other seems perfectly natural in its use of magical realism.

Of late, Jean-Pierre Jeunet is a director who has sadly allowed whimsy to consume his work in a manner that is mind bogglingly sickening. His first major solo directorial effort after the thoroughly decent, but mildly overrated Caro collaborations "Delicatessen" and "City of Lost Children" was "Alien Resurrection", the third sequel to Ridley Scott's absolutely perfect blend of science fiction and horror. While all the sequels to Scott's near-masterpiece "Alien" seem ill-conceived, Jeunet's foray into the franchise was poppy, pulpy and, at times, downright scary - a far cry from the dour, humourless clamour of James Cameron's "Aliens" and Fincher's dour, humourless mess that was "Alien3". (While the first AVP was stupid, it was at least kind of fun.) So when "Amelie" finally came along, I was primed for more Jeunet - especially since "Alien Resurrection" was so solid.

I saw "Amelie" with my wife. We had (and continue to have) a silent code at the movies (which now extends to my daughter and I). When we both agree that a movie is intolerable, we leave the theatre and sneak into something else in the multiplex. The code is rather simple and not obtrusive to others in the cinema. I turn my head towards her and just stare until she turns her head and either nods (in which case, we totally walk the fuck out of there) or gently shakes it (and we give it more time). Sometimes it's vice-versa, but usually (and surprisingly, no doubt, to those who know me), I am usually the instigator of the courteous silent "let's hit the fuckin' road!" With "Amelie", I relentlessly drilled holes into the side of my wife's head for what seemed an eternity. She refused to look at me. Her eyes were transfixed upon the screen. Finally, I jabbed her with my elbow. She turned. I had the tell-tale "let's fuck off" look on my face. She returned my gaze with surprising confidence and whispered, "Please let me enjoy this movie." I relented and spent the entire time wanting to rip that idiotic grin off Audrey Tatou's bone-headedly whimsical face whilst swallowing cold lumps of vomit that needed to desperately escape my gullet.

I never bothered to see "A Very Long Engagement" but in order to make my Jeunet-hatred complete and most importantly, truly informed, I suppose I will, at some point, nail my feet to the floor and suffer through the damned thing. For now, however, Jeunet's latest dive into the cesspool that is whimsy, more than makes up for this omission in my cinema literacy.

Strangely enough, "Micmacs" opens rather promisingly. At the beginning, we find ourselves on a Moroccan desert where a group of soldiers are sweeping for mines. Sadly, one of the soldiers discovers a mine and carefully sweeps sand away from it. In doing so, the strangely embossed logo on it is the last thing he'll see as the mine explodes in his face.

Back in France, a dreamy young boy hears the jangling of a telephone. After his mother answers, he hears her grief-stricken sobs. He peers in to see her trembling, her face almost draining of sanity as he stares with a mixture of knowing dread and confusion.

After the funeral, the mourners gather in the family home of the fallen soldier. The boy's mother is catatonic. When presented with a box filled with his father's effects, the boy makes a mysterious find that will become important later in his life. Mom is carted off in an ambulance to the loony bin and the young boy is sent to a private school and orphanage run by the meanest nuns I've seen since my own childhood. At one point we see him forced to kneel for hours on end, his bare kneecaps resting painfully on a long square of thin wood. (For me, it was bare-kneed on uncooked rice, but that's another story.)

Thirty years later, our dreamy young orphan has grown to manhood and promisingly appears to us as Bazil, an even-more-dreamy sad sack working late night in a video store. Happily, Bazil is played by the truly brilliant actor/comedian Dany ("Joyeux Noel") Boon - his gentle poker-face endearing him to us immediately. Even more heartening (and heartbreaking in all the right ways) is how we find him sitting alone in the dusty, old store watching "The Big Sleep" in French and expertly mouthing all of Bogart's dialogue.

Great! So far! No whimsy alarm bells of note and a vaguely melancholy drama with one of the world's great actors.

Bazil's cinematic Heaven is rudely interrupted by a car chase outside the store. Two thugs speed along, shooting at each other. Bazil walks outside to survey the ensuing carnage worthy of a Luc Besson film.

So far, so good. Perhaps we'll be immersed in a noir-like thriller.

And then, my heart sinks. One of the thugs is shot. His gun flies in the air. It discharges as it hits the ground and a bullet propels across the street and directly into Bazil's skull. This would officially be whimsy alarm bell Number One!

In the operating room, the presiding surgeon explains that if they leave the bullet in, Bazil has a chance to live a normal life - but just a CHANCE. There will always be the threat that it could discharge in his brain. If they operate, he will possibly live, but as a vegetable.

Bazil's fate is then decided when the surgeon flips a coin. This would officially be whimsy alarm bell Number Two!

With bullet in brain, Bazil is discharged to find that all his worldly goods have been confiscated and/or stolen, that he has been evicted from his apartment for not paying rent and that he's lost his job at the video store to a cartoon-watching, big-breasted bubblehead who conveniently has found and bestows upon him the casing of the bullet in his brain which also bears the strange markings we've seen earlier. The plot, as it were, is thickening - like a salt-free split-pea soup.

Bazil is forced to become a street performer whose specialty is recreating silent movie comedy routines. He is, in essence, a mime artist.

Mime!

And yup, you guessed it, this would officially be whimsy alarm bell Number Three! Or, in the parlance of baseball enthusiasts the world over: "Three strikes and yerrrrrrrrr out!"

At this point, my only thought is, how bad can this possibly get?

Well, hold on a moment and you, like I did, will receive the answer.

After a mime performance in the street, he is hailed over to the table of a distinguished looking old rapscallion (Jean-Pierre Marielle) who introduces himself as Slammer (he's spent most of his life in prison - get it?). Bazil is convinced by Slammer that he needs a safe haven, a place to be useful, a family. Slammer bids Bazil follow him to what could be a new home and beginning.

Here is where the vomit-meter overloads. Within the bowels of a dank cave-like environ, Bazil is introduced to a group of fellow misfits who live happily together - away from the cruelty of the outside world, and spend their time assembling other people's junk and ever-so whimsically, transform the trash into a variety of magical contraptions and/or art. Jeunet stalwart Dominique Pinon plays some loser who wants to get himself into the world record books for being a cannonball artist. Claude Zidi regular Michel Cremades plays an especially offensive whimsy-poo who creates all manner of "magical" art and toys and has the stupidest bovine expression on a human face since Audrey Tatou in "Amelie". As if this wasn't sickening enough, there is a female contortionist who becomes Bazil's love interest and some idiotically whimsical young lady who can only communicate through complex calculations (Ulrich Seidl knows such a character needs to be treated disdainfully as a cretin - much like a similar character in the admirable Austrian iconoclast's "Dog Days").

If any of this hasn't invoked bile yet, I've saved the most disgustingly whimsical character for last - a cherry, so to speak, on an ice cream sundae, flavoured with waste-treatment-plant sludge for syrup. The matriarch of this utterly horrid "family" is the porcine Mama Chow who dotes over all the "children" (losers) since she moronically lost her own children when they entered a house of mirrors at the circus and never came out. I can only assume she is meant to be rather challenged in the brain department.

Oh yeah, and if you're still not convinced to avoid this grotesquerie, feel free to become Father Damien and hop onto the isle of Molokai that is "Micmacs" and thrill to this group of loveable spastic lunatics as they band together to destroy the arms manufacturers (yes, the companies bear the same mysterious logos we've seen earlier) who orphaned Bazil with the mine that killed his Dad and turned him into a walking dead man with the bullet that's lodged in his brain.

What finally drives me insane about this picture and "Amelie" (and no doubt, the one Jeunet I still have to force myself to see) is that Jeunet is clearly a born filmmaker. Cinema is hardwired into his DNA. He is not only an artist of the highest order, but he's proven that he also has proficiency, a sense of humour and the potential to make some great movies that will truly knock us on our ass, or, at the very least, scare the living wits out of us.

This horrendous phase of machine-tooled whimsy must end. Better Jeunet should instil vomit through the GENRE of horror rather than the horror that is this unrelentingly happy-happy-happy-let's-do-good-for-society nonsense. The first fifteen minutes of the picture suggested that greatness would follow. I try to imagine the picture it could have been, but I suppose that's completely unfair. Jeunet decided to crap where he sleeps and instead, delivered a bunch of "loveable" losers to make (a) losers feel good about themselves and (b) those who do not consider themselves losers to feel good about EMPATHIZING with losers.

There are many who will love this film. I'm not one of them. Give me the Caro-Jeunet collaborations or "Alien Resurrection" anytime over this whimsical sack of dung.

In the meantime, I pray that someday Jeunet will make a genuinely great picture. It's in him. He's just got to do it.

"Micmacs" is available on Blu-Ray and DVD via E-One.

Thứ Năm, 28 tháng 6, 2012

BOY - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Some Kiwi Treacle to warm your cockles or to upchuck bile. The highest grossing New Zealand movie of all time. Surely this must say something. What, exactly, I'm not sure.


Boy (2010) dir. Taika Waititi

Starring: James Rolleston, Taika Waititi, Te Aho Aho Eketone-Whitu

**

Review By Greg Klymkiw

Call me cold-hearted. Call me an asshole. Call me a curmudgeon. Call me anything you like. You can even call me Shirley. Whatever epithets you fling my way, nothing will change the fact that I pretty much detested Boy.

Yes, I know. It's New Zealand's darling. It's the highest grossing indigenous picture from Kiwi Island of all time, a film festival favourite, a winner of numerous Grand Prizes, Jury Accolades, Audience Awards and the recipient of a ridiculous number of rave reviews (including some from critics who should know better). Really. The last time I checked it had some ridiculous 87% on the meter over at Rotten Tomatoes and a Metacritic score of 70%.

Are these people out of their minds?

Or am I?

After all, how could anyone detest such a harmless piece of fluff?

It's easy.

The movie is very warm and fuzzy.

It's awash in (UGH!!!) nostalgic pining for the 80s.

It's about poor, but happy Kiwi aboriginal people.

It's a movie where the protagonists are Michael Jackson lovers.

And it's whimsical.

Have I mentioned the whimsy, yet?

Well, now I have.

Whimsical.

Is there any word in the English language that releases more bile than that? If there is, I'd like to know what it is.

Or maybe it doesn't make you vomit. Maybe, you'd actually enjoy this treacle involving the title character (James Rolleston), a lad whose Mum has died (boo-hoo-hoo), lives in a squalid, old house full of goats, chickens and a veritable ant colony of his cousins and half cousins and God knows what other relatives Granny is taking care of?

Have I mentioned yet that they're poor, but happy?

Maybe you'll flip completely over the lad's whimsical imagination that conjures up fantasies of his brother (Te Aho Aho Eketone-Whitu) having (UGH!!!) magical powers.

Maybe you'll be doing the bloody Moonwalk when Boy indulges himself in fantasies and fan worship of Michael Jackson.

And maybe, just maybe, you'll find it touching that Boy pines for his Dad (Taika Waititi) - M.I.A. from the family unit for many long years and probably in prison as opposed to being on the grand adventures the lad imagines his erstwhile progenitor to be having.

Maybe you'll rejoice when Dad finally shows up and proves to be a loveable rascal. Accompanied by a couple of bumbling thugs, they've really returned to find the money they stole and buried in a field across from the family home. Maybe you'll be slapping your knee uncontrollably over the fact that Dad forgets exactly where he buried it and everyone begins digging holes all over the property.

Lord knows, I was trying to laugh, but was distracted by just how good to be alive this movie was supposed to be making me feel. (I remember seeing Rain Man first-run and as the end titles came up, I looked blankly at my friend and he looked blankly at me, and in perfect deadpan he remarked, "I guess we're supposed to feel something, huh?")

And when the moments came when Dad talks about how much he loved Boy's Mum, I know I was supposed to be moved to tears, but was distracted by a movement in my bowels. I did not succumb. I clenched my gluteal muscles with all my strength and kept watching.

I didn't want to miss a thing.

And I didn't.

Somehow I don't think my life was richer for it.

What I do know, is that my life was indeed richer for seeing Matthew McConaughey forcing someone at gunpoint to fellate a KFC drumstick in William Friedkin's Killer Joe.

Choose your whimsy wisely, ladies and gentlemen.

You might find it in the most unexpected places.

"Boy" is playing theatrically via Mongrel Media and premiered first-run in Toronto at the TIFF Bell Lightbox.

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Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 6, 2012

DRIPPED - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Canadian Film Centre Worldwide Short Film Festival 2012 (Toronto) - Opening Night Gala: Award Winners From Around The World

Dripped (2010) dir. Léo Verrier
RATING:***
Review By Greg Klymkiw
L'équation de Klymkiw: French Movie + Whimsy + Jackson Pollock Tribute = Good Intentions & Mild Entertainment Value. Superb craft is on display in this not-so-sickeningly whimsical animated short and a pretty cool idea to boot. An art thief blessed with a unique gift involving two of my favourite things - ingestion and regurgitation - scurries about Gay Par-ee in the 1950s plying his trade in a most unique and genuinely surprising way. It's basically a one-note joke with a decent punchline, but thematically it has a couple of layers and offers eye candy, a morsel of food for thought and a few decent laughs. Winner of Best Animated Short, Sitges, Special Prize, Krok IAFF
Canadian Film Centre Worldwide Short Film Festival - Toronto
OPENING GALA: AWARD WINNERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Bloor Hot Docs Cinema: Tuesday June 5, 7:00 pm
Bloor Hot Docs Cinema: Sunday June 10, 9:30 pm
Tickets and Info: HERE

ARMADINGEN - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Canadian Film Centre Worldwide Short Film Festival 2012 (Toronto): Award Winners From Around The World

Armadingen (2011) dir. Matthias Schulz
RATING:**1/2
Review By Greg Klymkiw
L'équation de Klymkiw: Armageddon + Predictable Humanity = Sickly-Sweet Feel-Goodery. This live-action (and yes, whimsical) German drama about an old farmer beleaguered by his gruff wife with endless chores presents a by-the-numbers arc involving a pudgy couple in the rut of familiarity and how an impending disaster draws them closer together. Hubby tries his damnedest to shelter his harridan hausfrau from the inevitable armageddon and they gradually use their final hours on Earth to experience the joys of another form of familiarity - their love. There's nothing dreadful about this movie, but within two or three minutes I knew, almost beat-for-beat where it was going to end up and when it got there, I wasn't sure it was all that worth it - even at a mere 23 minutes. Undiscriminating audiences might be delighted and moved, but for this fella, the apocalypse has been done to death and with fond memories of Stanley Kramer's On The Beach, Don McKellar's Last Night and Lars Von Trier's Melancholia dancing in my brain, this was Armageddon Lite. The direction is certainly competent and the performances solid. Official Competition at the Clermont-Ferrand Short Film Festival.
Canadian Film Centre Worldwide Short Film Festival - Toronto
OPENING GALA: AWARD WINNERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Bloor Hot Docs Cinema: Tuesday June 5, 7:00 pm
Bloor Hot Docs Cinema: Sunday June 10, 9:30 pm
Tickets and Info: HERE

LUMINARIS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Canadian Film Centre Worldwide Short Film Festival 2012 (Toronto) - Opening Night Gala: Award Winners From Around The World

Luminaris (2011) dir. Juan Pablo Zaramella
RATING:**1/2
Review By Greg Klymkiw

L'équation de Klymkiw: Magic Realism + Whimsy = (for this fella) Explusion of Bile (though, for many others, delight).
The craft (I hesitate to use the word "artistry") in this digitally animated short is undeniable. This annoyingly predictable tale of a creative soul and his babe-o-licious co-worker hemmed into a dehumanized cubicle is, like most whimsical magical realism, sickeningly jaunty. The couple, along with hundreds of other toilers in an environment that inspires homogeneity rather than imagination, eventually break free of the shackles of bureaucratic efficiency in order to create a light from within that offers both freedom and love. King Vidor, frankly, wrote the book on cubicle-styled dehumanization in his masterpiece The Crowd - with, thankfully, NO whimsy. Vidor did his thing in 1928. It's dark and cool - even to this day. That said, if you're easily dazzled by eye-candy, but precious little else, you'll greedily gobble Luminaris up. The rest of us can regurgitate it after the initial ingestion and/or file under "forgettable". Winner of the Annecy 2011 - Audience Award & Fipresci Award, Special Jury Prize - Seoul Int. Cartoon and Animation Fest
Canadian Film Centre Worldwide Short Film Festival - Toronto
OPENING GALA: AWARD WINNERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Bloor Hot Docs Cinema: Tuesday June 5, 7:00 pm
Bloor Hot Docs Cinema: Sunday June 10, 9:30 pm
Tickets and Info: HERE